December 2011
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Apple douchebag, you TOLD me this laptop had Lion installed. You TOLD me that. What you said was, in fact, a lie. A BIG fucking lie. NOW the 30 day period in which I could claim the update has expired and I want to find you and CHEW YOUR FACE OFF. That way, any future lies you want to blab out will be muffled by your HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE scars.
I’m so angry, I wrote this poem:
Apple man,...
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I think that everyone should take a second to reassess what they’ve listed as their ‘favourite books’ on Facebook. We can ALL tell when you’ve mentioned a novel that you were forced to skim read once at uni.
Repent, wanker!
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“If you buy from the Book Suppository choose small, soft-covered novels.”
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Kyle Sandilands needs to be removed from the media...
For those of you who aren’t aware of what shock jock Kyle Sandilands has done this time, here’s the article.
In brief, Sandilands referred to a female journalist as a ‘fat slag’, commented on the size of her “titties”, called her a piece of shit and even went as far as to threaten to ‘hunt her down’ in a vitriolic and threatening rant.
Of course,...
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England's New Law.
England, being both a devotee of channel 4 and having travelled extensively in your country, a serious problem has come to my attention. Unfortunately, too many of you are completely clueless about interior design.
No, having an entire house painted moss green is not okay, nor are clashing floral patterns. Heaven forbid I see another home with both.
As a result of you flagrantly disobeying the...
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So this just happened:
I painstakingly saved a particularly hoppy green tree frog, and placed it under a cool, shady bush.
45 minutes later (perhaps in way of reward) a SLUG fell out of my HAIR.
What the hell mother nature?
AND THEN I felt bad the slug would die on my floor, so I had to rescue it as well.
Caring is a burden.
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iPad, hidden threat?
If God had installed Angry Birds on the 10 commandments, he’d have tablets that could compete with the iPad. But, as Apple strides past its competitors, it appears that not even divine intervention could slow down this juggernaut.
Among the iPad’s many attributes, people have dichotomously hailed it as both the future and the end of traditional print media. Surely anything with such...
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