How to procrastinate like Stephanie
Check the fridge: Just because you’ve done it 20 times already doesn’t mean you know what’s in there. Maybe if you move that curdled yoghurt to the left you might find a forgotten treat! No? Next time, then.
Read smh.com: It’s news, so you’re not procrastinating, you’re doing extra learning. It’s like credit in the university of life!
Go for a walk: Because you can’t THINK cooped up behind that desk! Wander as far as the shoe cupboard and find some reason to stare blankly into space.
Did you just hear the cat meowing?: Then for goodness sake, let it in! Say inane things to cat until it pleads with its eyes to be let out.
Work for 10 minutes, repeat.
