Blackbird, I know you’re supposed to bring joy to people with your beautiful song and whatever, but if I see you on my blueberry bush ONE MORE TIME you’re in serious trouble.
Those are MY blueberries. MINE!
So help me God, if I catch you, I’m going to beat you so good that even THINKING of blueberries will turn you into a “white-as-a-ghost” bird, you’ll be so fucking scared of me.
You have been warned!!
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