Apple douchebag, you TOLD me this laptop had Lion installed. You TOLD me that. What you said was, in fact, a lie. A BIG fucking lie. NOW the 30 day period in which I could claim the update has expired and I want to find you and CHEW YOUR FACE OFF. That way, any future lies you want to blab out will be muffled by your HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE scars.
I’m so angry, I wrote this poem:
Apple man, rotten to the core,
I will chew your face, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw,
And as I crunch upon your broken jaw,
Rue the day you met me, now and forever more.
